So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
