I molested 6 butterflies tonight
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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