youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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