either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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