If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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