Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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