Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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