I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Damn victory sex feels great
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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