i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
