So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
