if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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