Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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