oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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