To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Small penises have feelings too.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I use my feet as sexual weapons
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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