no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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