just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
