Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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