why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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