i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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You. Win. At. Life.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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