I love black thongs
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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