what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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