: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Will exercising make me less horny?
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