Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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