okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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