I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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