So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You may now shotgun with the bride
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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