I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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