dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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