my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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