Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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