in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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