Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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