There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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