my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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