Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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