if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You've changed since you got that strap on
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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