i just made my gag reflex go away.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Randomize
