I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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