He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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