too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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