why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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