You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he was CRYING into my vagina
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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