Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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