You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
its not stalking. its research.
birth control should be required to get into college
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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