if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ugly people sure do ruin things
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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