butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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