YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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