she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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