How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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