I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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