check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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