is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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