all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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