I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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